So, the first week is over and what have we learned about the housemates…

The Twins - They are alright. Just kids, they act like they are about 8, they jump on the beds alot and like just sit there when any arguements take place.

Lesley - Shes alright. Seems to act up slighty. I don’t but for a second believe that shes never watched big brother. She should stay for a while to keep the house slightly saner.

Charley - Really really really horrible. Thinks she deserves sympathy for being the skinniest in the house and reckons all the rest are well fat. Keeps showing her boobs to stay in the house. Terrible housemate.

Tracey - I really don’t mind her. She seems really regular. Has a weird not very varied vocabulary. “AVE IT”

Channelle - I’ve mellowed on her a bit. She is a bit stupid and reckons that you get genital herpes from toilet roll oh and impetigo. She seems sorta bearable.

Shabnam - Horrible and just seems to spend all the time moaning or looking at herself in the mirror.

Emily - Terrible girl. Horrible in a really bad horrible way. My least favourite in the house. Defo.

Laura - Shes still good. Needs to get in the game a bit more though. She has a cool leopard print dressing gown though!

Nicky - Shes doing a good job but seems to be getting lumbered with all the housework and cooking which is crap. She occasionally says things a bit wrong but shes a good solid housemate who doesnt take any crap of no one.

Carole - She’s great. Puts the younguns in their places.

Ziggy - Hes good. He’s doing a really good job at being the only boy, holding up pretty well. I’m not sure if he would survive another week without another boy though….